朋友圈笑到断气的搞笑句子

朋友圈的搞笑句子

“和大家认识也挺久了，也没给过大家什么福利。不如这样吧，评论里留下你最想要的东西，然后你们自己攒钱去买，我监督你们。”

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"I've known everyone for quite some time, and I haven't given anyone any benefits. How about this? Leave the thing you want the most in the comments, and then you can save money to buy it yourself. I'll supervise you."

“当一两个人说你胖时，你不以为然；但是，当越来越多的人说你胖时，你知道了事情的严重性——骗子真是越来越多了！”

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"When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so; But as more and more people say you're overweight, you realize the seriousness of the situation - there are really more and more scammers!"

“我对生活的所有不满都可以用四个字概括：上班上的。”

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"All my dissatisfaction with life can be summarized in four words: at work."

“所谓的缘分就是——我想接吻，而你正好有嘴，你说巧不巧？”

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"The so-called fate is - I want to kiss, and you happen to have a mouth. Do you think it's a coincidence?"

“我欠了一屁股债，凭什么不能用屁还？”

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"I owe a lot of debt, why can't I repay it with my butt?"

“不要问我借钱，大家都是同样的年纪，你没有钱，我能有吗？”

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"Don't ask me to borrow money, everyone is of the same age. If you don't have money, can I?"

“再也不相信爱情了，口口声声说喜欢大海，难道我的地中海就不是海吗？”

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"I no longer believe in love and keep saying that I like the sea. Isn't my Mediterranean Sea the sea?"

“可以给我三块钱买包盐嘛？我觉得我们的关系淡了。”

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"Can you give me three yuan to buy a bag of salt? I think our relationship has faded."

“娶一个像我这样的女人吧，虽然不倾城也不倾国，但足以让你倾家荡产。”

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"Marry a woman like me, although it won't ruin your city or your country, it's enough to make you lose everything."